The Free Land of NZ Land is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.21 billion NZ Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse NZ Landian economy, worth 421 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,990 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, NZ Landian doors require a Ph.D. to open, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NZ Land's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NZ Land is ranked 15,457^th in the world and 80^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 116.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.